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@LORDY_BAR
Ya man a bird y'all was tussling outside and his gun fell out police said"FREEZE" your man did 20 yrs he ain't going back he say IT'S YOURS
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@LORDY_BAR
Ya man a bird he went to fight your side guy but side guy fists look like 2 tires your man put up his hands like" YO IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?
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Ya man a bird he swung at your boss at your job because yall was arguing you had to beg for your job back they cut your pay you put him out
LORDY
@LORDY_BAR
Ma your MCM the reverend Jesse Jackson grandson Jamel Jackson
LORDY
@LORDY_BAR
Ya man a bird y'all was having sex you yelled like"OH BAM SHIT" he said"BAM WHO? you said"BAE I MEANT TO SAY BAE" he said"IM GONNA KILL YOU
LORDY
@LORDY_BAR
Ya man a bird he was so drunk he texting you thinking its his side bitch he like" JASMIN I GOTTA EAT YA BUTT AGAIN" you texted"IT'S OVER"
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@LORDY_BAR
Ya man a bird he just did 15 years in jail he bought you a lollypop you said"IM GROWN BAE" he said"DONT CALL ME BAE BITCH lol
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@LORDY_BAR
fuckin crying at @LORDY_BAR tl yo you ain't shit fams
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LORDY
@LORDY_BAR
Ya man a bird you seen jogging you said"WHERE YOU GET ALL THIS ENERGY FROM AND YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A JOB? he said" I WORK BITCH YOU BUGGING
LORDY
@LORDY_BAR
Ya man a bird after you broke up with him he was at your door with gun crying and smiling at the sametime like like"OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR
LORDY
@LORDY_BAR
Ya man a bird he caught you fucking the next door neighbor & passed out y'all paused for 20 seconds then fucked again until y'all came lmao
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
