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Lacey Wiseman
@LaceyWiseman
This is the greatest thread of all time. twitter.com/katangus/statuβ¦
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Lacey Wiseman
@LaceyWiseman
Sometimes people clap their hands in between words because there are bugs flying around them.
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Lacey Wiseman
@LaceyWiseman
This thread. Because she literally always nails it. twitter.com/ardensirens/stβ¦
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Lacey Wiseman
@LaceyWiseman
@akirahbeloved Same. Every outside poop is a relief. Mostly to me.
Lacey Wiseman
@LaceyWiseman
Thread. Hilarious. twitter.com/sarahbessey/stβ¦
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Lacey Wiseman
@LaceyWiseman
@carlaeastis Too real.
Lacey Wiseman
@LaceyWiseman
Print your customized pancakes every morning pic.twitter.com/ezoSa3TKmV
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Lacey Wiseman
@LaceyWiseman
Out of habit, softly said "uh uh" to a fly nearing my food. Didn't work. My gentlemanly pup has spoiled me.
Lacey Wiseman
@LaceyWiseman
Be outrageous in your love for each other
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Lacey Wiseman
@LaceyWiseman
PLEASE MOVE YOUR BANANAS. PLEASE MOVE YOUR BANANAS. PLEASE MOVE YOUR BANANAS. No secrets at Bi-Lo, y'all.
Lacey Wiseman
@LaceyWiseman
"Those people driving by just looked at me like this , they don't know me yet; they don't know how awesome I am." - Liam #StuffLiamSays
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
