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Lauren Sivan
@LaurenSivan
@FletchMatlock @NATHANINSOCAL Fuck I wish I had a fraction of this musical talent
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Lauren Sivan
@LaurenSivan
@DavidSpade ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!
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Lauren Sivan
@LaurenSivan
Joe Exotic should get his sentence commuted just to lift the spirits of this country right now
Lauren Sivan
@LaurenSivan
Who’s watching #Watchmen tonight on HBO? lets all have a discussion group on here after the premier
Lauren Sivan
@LaurenSivan
Nothing makes you feel older than going to a concert packed with millennials wearing your sensible pumps
Lauren Sivan
@LaurenSivan
After seeing Kanye’s iPhone passcode, let’s all just be grateful he’s not there offering national security advice
Lauren Sivan
@LaurenSivan
@louisettegeiss @oxygen Just in time for your birthday week
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Lauren Sivan
@LaurenSivan
@AnnCoulter Ironic the only show he DIDN’T do was “Mornin” with @BillSchulz
Lauren Sivan
@LaurenSivan
Saw #BlackPanther over the weekend + now depressed Wakanda doesn’t actually exist
Lauren Sivan
@LaurenSivan
According to the President’s physical, a diet of fried chicken, Crestor + Propecia is the secret to excellent health
Lauren Sivan
@LaurenSivan
If you want to see your liberal friends work themselves into a lather, just tell them how amazing 2017 has been.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
