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Lexi
@Lexi__Alexandra
@carlyme23 pub garden by 2 pm ... Could get messy pic.twitter.com/eYmI2LCvAp
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Lexi
@Lexi__Alexandra
There's something very attractive about a man who puts on a suit & goes to work every day ... As an investment banker ... & makes bonus
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Lexi
@Lexi__Alexandra
I don't even look like a bitch ... much pic.twitter.com/AcTGFYYLTi
Lexi
@Lexi__Alexandra
Why is the Union flag one of the last in the emoji flag group? It's like all you cunts forgot we used to own you because we are better.
Lexi
@Lexi__Alexandra
Pin this motherfucker
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Lexi
@Lexi__Alexandra
Rugby: the only sport where you can accidentally kick someone in the face three times.
Come on England
Come on England
Lexi
@Lexi__Alexandra
Congrats on getting 5K followers who will bullshit you into believing you're not still a fucking ugly, retarded loser with a lazy eye.
Lexi
@Lexi__Alexandra
At least I know he'd be a savage in bed
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Lexi
@Lexi__Alexandra
A toilet is trying to follow me on Instagram
Retweet of status by @mc_funbags
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
