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The Roof, The Roof, The Rufus on Fire
@LifeIsRufus
@tmburns4045 @YourKingJordan I hope all of mine gets transferred to you
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The Roof, The Roof, The Rufus on Fire
@LifeIsRufus
Those zombies followed by βI Feel it Comingβ Conspiracy Theorist out rn #SuperBowl
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The Roof, The Roof, The Rufus on Fire
@LifeIsRufus
@yzyangel Okay but when they text you in a slightly different βtoneβ than they normally do
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The Roof, The Roof, The Rufus on Fire
@LifeIsRufus
@Fast_moments @jellycaaakes Cause he was killed for the plot
Alpaca Bowl
@LifeIsRufus
NIMBYs spent $3500 on ugly boulders to prevent unhoused people from existing in their neighborhood...
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...so weβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Alpaca Bowl
@LifeIsRufus
@CarabasOf @jameswang315 @KatieDaviscourt False equivalency, nice
Alpaca Bowl
@LifeIsRufus
@jiggyjayy2 If we being fair, if I got shot 9 times and survived I would too
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Alpaca Bowl
@LifeIsRufus
Only two NBA players have ever scored 60 points three times in one season:
Damian Lillard
Wilt Chamberlain pic.twitter.com/5hAEHYkjre
Damian Lillard
Wilt Chamberlain pic.twitter.com/5hAEHYkjre
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Alpaca Bowl
@LifeIsRufus
@khaylaiman Iβm in California I can vote for whoever tf I want because itβs going democratic anyways, so imma vote Kanye
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@LifeIsRufus
βAye you down by 27β
Kyrie humbled him after this dunk pic.twitter.com/wiHp3ZorJ3
Kyrie humbled him after this dunk pic.twitter.com/wiHp3ZorJ3
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@LifeIsRufus
@raiessalin @901Rich Okay but if you were a song youβd be the right one
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
