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Simon Smith
@LifeTestDummy
Who else is back in the rat race today?
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Simon Smith
@LifeTestDummy
@oohnoodles Iβve had to do some unfollowing.
Thirsty and RTing excessively are my zero tolerances!
Thirsty and RTing excessively are my zero tolerances!
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Simon Smith
@LifeTestDummy
Observation: @Schafernaker John called you Tom and Sarah called you Tomasz - which do you prefer?
Simon Smith
@LifeTestDummy
@Alastair_JB so out of touch
Simon Smith
@LifeTestDummy
Good Morning. JUNE AT LAST!!!!!
Holidays are comin!
Holidays are comin!
Holidays are comin!
Holidays are comin!
Simon Smith
@LifeTestDummy
My timeline this year:
BREXIT
BREXIT
BREXIT
BREXIT
STEPS
STEPS
STEPS
GENERAL ELECTION
BANANARAMA
BANANARAMA
GENERAL ELECTION
BREXIT
BREXIT
BREXIT
BREXIT
STEPS
STEPS
STEPS
GENERAL ELECTION
BANANARAMA
BANANARAMA
GENERAL ELECTION
Simon Smith
@LifeTestDummy
AND no more going up the scaffolding for me. Job done. pic.twitter.com/KfR87OrYuH
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Simon Smith
@LifeTestDummy
@yorkiepud76 @fyooE5 Thats allowed "whosealovelyboyarenyouyesyouare" that's my talking to dog voice
Simon Smith
@LifeTestDummy
Guy in gym, does full hour workout, no shower, puts suit on, leaves for work. WHY????
Simon Smith
@LifeTestDummy
@cumrolad I'm the same.
Simon Smith
@LifeTestDummy
Goodbye week. I'm heading south to a big Gin with my name all over it.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
