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LisMc
@LisMc5
Kitchen sex. Because itโs probably my only chance of having sex on an island.
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LisMc
@LisMc5
I met a hooker on the bus last night and I bought her a meal, and then her pimp shook me down for 100 bucks for watching her eat Arbyโs.
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LisMc
@LisMc5
me:
husband: ??
me: Thatโs the โcome & fuck my throat, with my head over the edge of the bedโ emoji
husband: Wherโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
husband: ??
me: Thatโs the โcome & fuck my throat, with my head over the edge of the bedโ emoji
husband: Wherโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
LisMc
@LisMc5
Video chat with a pirate...
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LisMc
@LisMc5
I want to share a pizza with you...
... Just kidding. I'll order you a second pizza
... Just kidding. I'll order you a second pizza
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Lis Mc
@LisMc5
Itโs ok, all my friends are bots in real life too.
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Lis Mc
@LisMc5
Thank you for the @LisMc5
If youโre looking for my heart, itโs in already in your hands.
Follow here for allโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/9โฆ
If youโre looking for my heart, itโs in already in your hands.
Follow here for allโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/9โฆ
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Lis Mc
@LisMc5
Itโs the little thingsโ
Like when they take the time to message you that they donโt like you, instead of just ignoring or blocking you
Like when they take the time to message you that they donโt like you, instead of just ignoring or blocking you
Lis Mc
@LisMc5
@LisMc5 Thanks other Mel from another mom
I'm glad to know you hun
I'm glad to know you hun
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Lis Mc
@LisMc5
T.Y.
Love my new hardware
Follow / RT
Lis Mc
@LisMc5
Love my new hardware
Follow / RT
Lis Mc
@LisMc5
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
