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LisaMcNeilage
@LisaMcNeilagexx
Honestly there must be some sorta way to butter a toasted bagel withoot gettin 2nd degree burns on yer fingertips every time
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LisaMcNeilage
@LisaMcNeilagexx
Maura "Want to share a bed with me" on first date with new boy somebody buy that lassie a vibrator n lock herβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @slaurenkelly
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LisaMcNeilage
@LisaMcNeilagexx
Honestly this year has made me see so much defo put urself first n only care for cunts that care for you back
LisaMcNeilage
@LisaMcNeilagexx
Can it be the 25th already am dyinggggg for a drink or 20
Retweet of status by @_lyndseeyx
LisaMcNeilage
@LisaMcNeilagexx
Thank u next is the best music video all ma fave films
LisaMcNeilage
@LisaMcNeilagexx
Creamfields next Saturday letβs hope the suns shining for us eweeet @LisaMcNeilagexx
LisaMcNeilage
@LisaMcNeilagexx
People doin tht floss dance hing gees me a riddy everytime plz no
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LisaMcNeilage
@LisaMcNeilagexx
@_jadedoyle Hahahahah am no even watchin it anymore its shite
LisaMcNeilage
@LisaMcNeilagexx
Getting a chinese is always good at the time until the last bite n ye get instant regret fat fuck
LisaMcNeilage
@LisaMcNeilagexx
Thank gaaawd Greys Anatomy is back again was having withdrawal syptoms
LisaMcNeilage
@LisaMcNeilagexx
Actual no such hing as a lie in when kyles around fkin pain in ma arse in the mornin
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
