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Lisabug BBQJonze
@Lisabug74
Me: I make a mean casserole.
Casserole: You make βmehβ jokes on the internet.
Me:
Casserole: You make βmehβ jokes on the internet.
Me:
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Lisabug BBQJonze
@Lisabug74
Emojis are a trip. Like what if I wrote on a Post-It, ββ instead of laughing at your joke, youβd close your book and walk away.
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Lisabug BBQJonze
@Lisabug74
Ankles crossed
Head slightly tilted
Lips pursed
Bring it on.
Head slightly tilted
Lips pursed
Bring it on.
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Lisabug BBQJones
@Lisabug74
[Valentine's Day]
Roses are
Violets are
-Me at the store, looking at smudged notes on my hand, panicking
Roses are
Violets are
-Me at the store, looking at smudged notes on my hand, panicking
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Lisabug BBQJones
@Lisabug74
I bought a used Flo-bee and I use it for all my haircuts plus I have sex with it. Painful, ugly sex.
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
