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LizSetsFire
@LizSetsFire
They fixed the plumbing issue and I decided to make chili for dinner Iβm gonna have this guy on speed dial.
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LizSetsFire
@LizSetsFire
Yesterday I had a meltdown, today I had a pretty great day
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LizSetsFire
@LizSetsFire
Iβm going back to Nashville where everyone gets IDβed
LizSetsFire
@LizSetsFire
facts twitter.com/TheChadColby/sβ¦
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LizSetsFire
@LizSetsFire
My husband 100% seriously just asked me if I thought pineapple was a stand alone fruit
LizSetsFire
@LizSetsFire
Guys. Weβre getting dangerously close to being juggalos. And Iβm ok with it
LizSetsFire
@LizSetsFire
Oh Fezzie. Stay strong. This sucks but they can rebuild you, they can make you stronger! Love you, buddy @Fezshitter
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LizSetsFire
@LizSetsFire
@LizSetsFire lyrics so real,Spot on...smash hit...wins contestβ,Fire Chris,Hire Liz β my new battlecry
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LizSetsFire
@LizSetsFire
@MOMSforCOMEDY Still getting used to it. Itβs basically twitter but harder to get banned
LizSetsFire
@LizSetsFire
My septic tank is full
LizSetsFire
@LizSetsFire
This Shane situation has really let me know which bitch ass comics I should stop supporting
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
