34.
DEGS
@LongDongDegner
Ainβt no little bro or sis coming up in here anytime soon. twitter.com/hannahtocci/stβ¦
Retweet of status by @ShannonSharpe
35.
DEGS
@LongDongDegner
RT if I should buy myself a puppy this holiday season
Retweet of status by @princesssbambam
36.
37.
38.
39.
40.
DEGS
@LongDongDegner
Just got my employment offer from Vans pic.twitter.com/gn2ntwmkNY
Retweet of status by @jacob_polhill
DEGS
@LongDongDegner
Me: yeah how much would it be to add the loaded curly fries?
Arby's: it'll be more money
like wtf of course it'll be more money fucktard
Arby's: it'll be more money
like wtf of course it'll be more money fucktard
Retweet of status by @YrnRico11
DEGS
@LongDongDegner
She said yes!!!! pic.twitter.com/GddiV2xKUq
Retweet of status by @RemreyKyle
DEGS
@LongDongDegner
The winner was....ZZZQUIL ! Quality sleep. No groggy morning and no weird dreams where kittens are chewing on your penis.
Retweet of status by @NickSwardson
41.
42.
43.
44.
DEGS
@LongDongDegner
Greatest text Iβve ever received pic.twitter.com/5nZhdITSYl
Retweet of status by @Adamman122
DEGS
@LongDongDegner
*Goes in for a strep test*
Doc: "oh you don't like things getting shoved down your throat?"
Me: "......no"
Doc: "I'm surprised"
Doc: "oh you don't like things getting shoved down your throat?"
Me: "......no"
Doc: "I'm surprised"
Retweet of status by @megeeee14
DEGS
@LongDongDegner
The gym is not a dating app leave these women alone
Retweet of status by @HulkImSmashed
...but wait! There's more!
34.
fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
