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@Lurpee
Why do Americans always look like they have extra teeth in their heads when they smile?
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@Lurpee
Men love it when you wax their ass crack while they are sleeping on their stomachs
trust me
trust me
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@Lurpee
Good old British humour! pic.twitter.com/aC4DWDlbjk
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@Lurpee
How come everyone on twitter is 35?
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@Lurpee
#ThingsNeverHeardInTheMancave yeah send her that one.. Your dick looks bigger in it
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@Lurpee
If cops want to be taken seriously, why do they make their lights look so fun?
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@Lurpee
Thanks for playing our 39th #CynicallySweet hashtag game!! “#IAmWillingToForgiveYouBut”
twitter.com/i/moments/1028…
twitter.com/i/moments/1028…
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@Lurpee
Making friends after 40 is a lot like dating after 40...
Both are nearly impossible and your wife isn’t helping.
Both are nearly impossible and your wife isn’t helping.
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@Lurpee
smile at someone, say hi, reach out, care, act the way you want to be treated, be a nice fucking person...try it today
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@Lurpee
@Lurpee 64, male, your backyard #ScarePeopleAwayIn4Words
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@Lurpee
This was harder to do than I thought
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
