iEmoji Feeds @MELapalooza [Cat][Soccer Ball][Musical Notes][Bottle with Popping Cork] (MELisCrazyInAZ)
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MELapalooza πβ½οΈπΆπΎ
@MELisCrazyInAZ
Hey look, I washed my hair pic.twitter.com/4PkdaPIlNN
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MELapalooza
@MELisCrazyInAZ
I think I just sprained my finger scrolling to my birth year while filling out an online form.
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MELapalooza
@MELisCrazyInAZ
New Rule: if the sun doesn't come up, I don't have to get up.
MELapalooza ππ§βπ
@MELisCrazyInAZ
Whats up with younger men wanting women over 40. Whats the appeal?
I'm 40 so I'm allowed to ask
I'm 40 so I'm allowed to ask
MELapalooza ππ§βπ
@MELisCrazyInAZ
Life is a drinking game and I'm writing the rules as I go.
MELaBOOlooza π»
@MELisCrazyInAZ
When a teen starts the conversation with βsooooβ¦β
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MELapalooza
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Oh look, a list of this week's feel good tweets.
Nope, I'm definitely not on that list
Nope, I'm definitely not on that list
MELapalooza
@MELisCrazyInAZ
Driving through the NM border patrol checkpoint like:
QUICK, LOOK WHITE!
QUICK, LOOK WHITE!
MELapalooza
@MELisCrazyInAZ
What's my fantasy you ask. A four day weekend
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me: no matter how full it is, every time i take a nude photo, my phone battery dies
verizon rep:
verizon rep:
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
