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champ π
@MSalmist
How do I withdraw money from my head and deposit it in my bank account?
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champ π
@MSalmist
The only way Manchester Utd can qualify for Champions League ni wa ingie kama Independent Candidate..
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champ π
@MSalmist
πππ π£ π‘π¨ pic.twitter.com/XQxi25EH5y
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Breezy
@MSalmist
Hawa watu ushinda online when do you have sex
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Breezy
@MSalmist
Kupiga simu teke time inaanguka ndio isivunjike screen is one of the underrated skills someone could have.
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Octo P zoneβ
@MSalmist
Q: What do you call two fat people having a chat?
A: A heavy discussion.
A: A heavy discussion.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
