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ςɾҽʍҽ ժҽ Ӏɑ ςɾҽʍҽ 💦
@M_keeki3
20 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I don’t think I can be close friends with an ugly guy. I ain’t finna be catching feelings for a deity 😪😪😪😪
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ςɾҽʍҽ ժҽ Ӏɑ ςɾҽʍҽ 💦
@M_keeki3
31 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Detty December has finished, the rubbish you wrote in your last exam is waiting for you 🥴
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ςɾҽʍҽ ժҽ Ӏɑ ςɾҽʍҽ 💦
@M_keeki3
My mum hide her money in the Bible. The Israelites took it, now she is accusing me
Retweet of status by @barnabasjohnnie
17 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My mum hide her money in the Bible. The Israelites took it, now she is accusing me😥😥😥😰😰
ςɾҽʍҽ ժҽ Ӏɑ ςɾҽʍҽ 💦
@M_keeki3
DONT PASS WITHOUT RETWEETING pic.twitter.com/PspUIaJA08
Retweet of status by @MallamRetweet
27 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote DONT PASS WITHOUT RETWEETING ❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/PspUIaJA08
ςɾҽʍҽ ժҽ Ӏɑ ςɾҽʍҽ 💦
@M_keeki3
When a short person tells you "Nice hair" quickly check your zip.
Retweet of status by @DapoDavid6
13 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When a short person tells you "Nice hair" quickly check your zip. 😂😂
ςɾҽʍҽ ժҽ Ӏɑ ςɾҽʍҽ 💦
@M_keeki3
We are only 3 in Nigeria twitter.com/wepiss/status/…
08 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote We are only 3 in Nigeria 😏 https://t.co/i3NGPDwJAS
ςɾҽʍҽ ժҽ Ӏɑ ςɾҽʍҽ 💦
@M_keeki3
You dey squat with person, You dey hang your picture frame
Retweet of status by @itsdaymey
22 Oct 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You dey squat with person, You dey hang your picture frame 😂😂
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ςɾҽʍҽ ժҽ Ӏɑ ςɾҽʍҽ 💦
@M_keeki3
14 Oct 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If rain touch your head 😡😡😡
If sun touch your head 😡😡😡
................BUT..............
If breast🍑 touch your head🕺💃😇😵😹😂😂
ςɾҽʍҽ ժҽ Ӏɑ ςɾҽʍҽ 💦
@M_keeki3
If you tell Ur boyfriend your problem and he ask u what u are going to do now, just know you are dating 1 of ur problem.
Retweet of status by @kwesi_remedy
20 Sep 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If you tell Ur boyfriend your problem and he ask u what u are going to do now, just know you are dating 1 of ur problem. 🏃 🏃 🏃
ςɾҽʍҽ ժҽ Ӏɑ ςɾҽʍҽ 💦
@M_keeki3
Some men will date you until the wife material in you turn to crazy jeans
Retweet of status by @HaYoMiDe_
30 Aug 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Some men will date you until the wife material in you turn to crazy jeans😂😂😂😂
ςɾҽʍҽ ժҽ Ӏɑ ςɾҽʍҽ 💦
@M_keeki3
29 Jul 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote We wanted to grow up so bad, now look at us hustling, stressed, depressed and horny 🤦🏾♀️.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊