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Emperor of Umlazi
@MaBlerh
@CliffCentralCom right now with @MaBlerh
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@MaBlerh
What is a "best lady"? #OPW
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@MaBlerh
"Sheep, goat, who cares?!" - Iris #Isibaya
Emperor of Umlazi
@MaBlerh
One day @DJTira can I join Durban's Finest on stage and be the one oshaya impempe as you guys perform "Uyoyisholo Wena"? Please ngiyacela.
Emperor of Umlazi
@MaBlerh
I feel like I went to a meeting about something that could have been discussed via email.
Emperor of Umlazi
@MaBlerh
I swear it's easier to get a PhD in Quantum Physics than to date twitter people. All these standards.
Emperor of Umlazi
@MaBlerh
This morning I thank God that the source of my happiness is not umjolo.
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@MaBlerh
Until a franchise comes out that can mimic/better the Nandos taste. I will complain about their ridiculous prices whilst going there.
Emperor of Umlazi
@MaBlerh
Growing up, 5 litres of sunflower oil was part of the monthly groceries. Now 1 litre of olive oil lasts me two months. Siyabonga Jesu.
Emperor of Umlazi
@MaBlerh
Even elbows never lieRT @MaBlerh You nip & tuck it all and buy expensive creams but your hands and neck will tell us how old you are. Lol
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Emperor of Umlazi
@MaBlerh
Soccer ages are a thing @MaBlerh @SizweDhlomo
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
