iEmoji Feeds @[Regional Indicator Symbol Letter Z][Regional Indicator Symbol Letter W]Kwalaz[Regional Indicator Symbol Letter Z][Regional Indicator Symbol Letter W] (Madzidady) 2
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๐ฟ๐ผKwalaz๐ฟ๐ผ
@Madzidady
Welcome to the first episode of Confession Sundays, l will be posting confessions in this thread
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๐ฟ๐ผKwalaz๐ฟ๐ผ
@Madzidady
Brethren I almost joined my ancestors this evening when I was zipping my trousers after urinating, I mistakenly zipped my C P U .
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๐ฟ๐ผKwalaz๐ฟ๐ผ
@Madzidady
The way i misuse my my ecocash ka i need grace.. Whoever told me that ecocash is not money ka.. Putseke wako pic.twitter.com/5st18m5dum
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๐ฟ๐ผKwalaz๐ฟ๐ผ
@Madzidady
Sometimes l feel like getting married but after l eat , l realise kuti inzara ikuita kuti ndifunge nonsense
๐ฟ๐ผKwalaz๐ฟ๐ผ
@Madzidady
@Madzidady I still wonder how exactly we are trash
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๐ฟ๐ผKwalaz๐ฟ๐ผ
@Madzidady
I'm sweeping my grandmother's bedroom ,under her bed, i found a broom which is written "Malawi express"
WHAT SHOULD I DO? PLEASE HELP
WHAT SHOULD I DO? PLEASE HELP
๐ฟ๐ผKwalaz๐ฟ๐ผ
@Madzidady
Interviewer: Do you have any questions for us?
Me: Ko musikana aripa reception arikudyiwa nani.
HEZVOOOO
#Copied
Me: Ko musikana aripa reception arikudyiwa nani.
HEZVOOOO
#Copied
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๐ฟ๐ผKwalaz๐ฟ๐ผ
@Madzidady
My sister bought 5 pregnancy test and they all prove that she is pregnant nhaimi tovachengeta sei vana 5
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@Madzidady
Why are Chicken inn,KFC and Chicken Hut workers always wearing safety shoes is it really dangerous to fry chicken
๐ฟ๐ผKwalaz๐ฟ๐ผ
@Madzidady
Economy is very bad. When did you last receive a book from Jehovah's witnesses.
๐ฟ๐ผKwalaz๐ฟ๐ผ
@Madzidady
@Madzidady True, it's still OK to buy socks like y'all do on birthdays than to bribe someone's son with an overused ass
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
