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Maggie Mae Fish ๐
@MaggieMaeFish
just realized the capitol hill insurrection was colonizers trying to colonize colonizers and
Retweet of status by @leresatee
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Maggie Mae Fish ๐
@MaggieMaeFish
Me: flying cars?
Future: no.
Me: oh, dang okay... cya.
Me: wait, where's my headphone jack???
Future:
Me: NOOOOโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Future: no.
Me: oh, dang okay... cya.
Me: wait, where's my headphone jack???
Future:
Me: NOOOOโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
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Maggie Mae Fish ๐
@MaggieMaeFish
my boy pic.twitter.com/c8h0OX9LYW
Maggie Mae Fish ๐
@MaggieMaeFish
Every morning my cat mounts my head grooms my hair and massages my scalp with his claws, then proceeds to lick his own butt
Maggie Mae Fish ๐
@MaggieMaeFish
Bought a new phone to take higher-res photos of my cats
Maggie Mae Fish ๐
@MaggieMaeFish
People are right if two women had been debating one if them would have said "Stand by, Proud MEN "
Maggie Mae Fish ๐
@MaggieMaeFish
Ben Shapiro's wife: No
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Maggie Mae Fish ๐
@MaggieMaeFish
Oh no I didn't post a black and white photo to insta yesterday will JKR still see my gender as valid
Maggie Mae FIRE CHIEF MOORE
@MaggieMaeFish
ALSO WHY DID YOU MAKE HERMIONE SHRINK HER TEETH - BIG TOOTHED PERSON
Maggie Mae FIRE CHIEF MOORE
@MaggieMaeFish
If LA PRIDE coordinates AT ALL with the LAPD I will STOP BEING GAY you have been warned
BLACK LIVES MATTER, FIRE POLICE CHIEF MOORE
@MaggieMaeFish
Must just be his gel pen has run out can't think of what else would delay him
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
