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Sarah
@Mama_Bear_Sarah
@courtneyellis My 4 year old says “next day” instead of tomorrow.
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Sarah Bear
@Mama_Bear_Sarah
@malindadjust @aprilfiet And I do know that I don’t always get the benefit of the doubt. I’ve gotten some nasty looks.
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Sarah
@Mama_Bear_Sarah
Come quickly, Lord Jesus.
I am so weary.
I am so weary.
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Sarah
@Mama_Bear_Sarah
Boy puked in my coffee.
Sarah
@Mama_Bear_Sarah
Why are moms such jerks to each other? Oof. Maybe we should act like we’re all in this together.
Sarah
@Mama_Bear_Sarah
I didn’t realize I was saying “Oof” when I hit bumps in the road until I heard my baby saying “Oof” when I hit bumps in the road.
Sarah
@Mama_Bear_Sarah
My boy is 16months old. Where does the time go. He was so so little and I blinked and now he’s big.
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Sarah
@Mama_Bear_Sarah
@jrstoddard Not really. I have to pee really really bad.
Sarah
@Mama_Bear_Sarah
In rural Kansas you don’t get stuck in traffic. You get stuck in construction.
Sarah
@Mama_Bear_Sarah
@JennMGreenberg That individual is a doofus.
Sarah
@Mama_Bear_Sarah
Guys. He sexiest thing you can do for your baby’s mom is to wash bottles. Waiting to be asked isn’t sexy. Offering isn’t sexy. Just do it.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
