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Pleasantly 🤖 Robotic
@MatchlessMarie
@SaintTimothy @ErinGreenbean “Because he was the awfulest” was a common line from New Testament profs at my alma mater
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Mutant From Table Nine
@MatchlessMarie
My total at the store came to $23.19 and I tried to make a “we have a 2319” joke but they didn’t get it
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Dollar Store 🥧 Jenna Hunterson
@MatchlessMarie
I don’t know how to explain it, but *NSYNC is a McDonald’s band and Backstreet Boys is a Burger King band
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Dollar Store 🥧 Jenna Hunterson
@MatchlessMarie
Happy hump day! pic.twitter.com/vlcTNUX7Vk
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Dollar Store 🥧 Jenna Hunterson
@MatchlessMarie
Big Bird losing his sh*t is something incredible
(Big Bird in Japan, 1989) pic.twitter.com/psRe3m0wOX
(Big Bird in Japan, 1989) pic.twitter.com/psRe3m0wOX
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Dollar Store 🥧 Jenna Hunterson
@MatchlessMarie
So far I have resisted posting a spitey anti Valentine’s story for all those partnered Valentine posts going around is this growth
Dollar Store 🥧 Jenna Hunterson
@MatchlessMarie
It’s been awhile since we did this. Bless someone today. Things are scary and unsettling. Send coffee money, lunc… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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oversized🍍abomination
@MatchlessMarie
@GabiTalisman My dad’s a postal worker that’s how he found his second wife
oversized 🧼 abomination
@MatchlessMarie
“YOU DONT BELONG TO ANYBODY YOU BELONG TO YOURSELF!”
where would we be without you @chefjoseandres twitter.com/chefjoseandres…
where would we be without you @chefjoseandres twitter.com/chefjoseandres…
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oversized 🥳 abomination
@MatchlessMarie
My girls are so cute Elsa is using Anna's butt as a pillow #CatsOfTwitter pic.twitter.com/wDhs1iUICP
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oversized 🥳 abomination
@MatchlessMarie
Hey, the whole world may be on fire, but at least my personal life is too.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
