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Matthew Hoy
@Matthew_Hoy
First time back to rugby for ages - and I'm playing with my ass hanging out of ripped shorts
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Matthew Hoy
@Matthew_Hoy
I'm seeing so much hot ginger on my timeline.... I...... just.....can't.....touch...... you
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Matthew Hoy
@Matthew_Hoy
Hello boys! #ESC2017 pic.twitter.com/ReK0Jq2YQm
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Matthew Hoy
@Matthew_Hoy
Came to get a tire replaced. I'm gawking at the straight boys, but they're all gawking at my car. Asked about my "mold" & matte paint.
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Matthew Hoy
@Matthew_Hoy
Bus went fast around a corner I put my hand on the seat next to me for balance but i accidentally put my hand on the guys hand next to me
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Matthew Hoy
@Matthew_Hoy
Saved half an hour on my routine by wearing a hat and not caring about how I look #humpday pic.twitter.com/dk1KdcfOJh
Matthew Hoy
@Matthew_Hoy
My voice teacher took one look at me and said, "You shouldn't be here" - looked at my throat, said I've got tonsillitis and sent me home
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Matthew Hoy
@Matthew_Hoy
Are you my swoll mate? pic.twitter.com/w03Ib6Yd9u
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Matthew Hoy
@Matthew_Hoy
I got, I got that DILF money.
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Matthew Hoy
@Matthew_Hoy
Come to the conclusion I'm never opening this bottle of champagne as nothing seems to qualify as 'special' enough
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Matthew Hoy
@Matthew_Hoy
Showers are fun
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
