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High I'm Matthew
@MattyMattMason
Wait... I am going to buy a stoney Sunday shirt with my first pay check... AND THEN I WILL TIE DYE THAT OMG YES.
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High I'm Matthew
@MattyMattMason
Homeless man on the bus is talking to himself and hugging his suitcase and idk how to feel.
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The Alpha Gay.
@MattyMattMason
Honestly my days would be 100% better if I just had a fellow smoker to chill with.
The Alpha Gay.
@MattyMattMason
I don't use the cloud because of what just happened to you all. I did NOT get the U2 album you are all talking about. Sorry.
The Alpha Gay.
@MattyMattMason
I am driving through the most rural area I have ever seen and I'm starting to worry that we will run out of gas and die here.
The Alpha Gay.
@MattyMattMason
β@cannabis_times: "I enjoy smoking cannabis and see no harm in it". - Jennifer Anistonβ One of many reasons to love her.
The Alpha Gay.
@MattyMattMason
I'm hungry as fuck.
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The Alpha Gay.
@MattyMattMason
OH MY GOD THIS MADE ME LAUGH FOR FIVE MINUTES STRAIGHT. Techno isn't that real pic.twitter.com/Q5Rx5IPYWD
The Alpha Gay.
@MattyMattMason
@zahirajasani Sorry boo! Lol I'll send you some!
The Alpha Gay.
@MattyMattMason
I literally feel 5 pounds lighter without all that damn hair. pic.twitter.com/l2I3ugTFuk
The Alpha Gay.
@MattyMattMason
Every day I get new emails, and I hope it's a roommate. Every day I am disappointed by some other spam email.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
