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Melina Lenzi
@Melina_Lenzi
When I'm being a raging bitch and joe sends me a picture of a puppy to calm me down #goals ?
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Melina Lenzi
@Melina_Lenzi
This face. Just look at this face. pic.twitter.com/OyZM3MC6GG
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Melina Lenzi
@Melina_Lenzi
My mom & my bf won't massage my feet ... what does a girl have to do to earn a foot massage
Melina Lenzi
@Melina_Lenzi
" wow your back rolls are gone " ..... thanks mom .. thanks
Melina Lenzi
@Melina_Lenzi
When people say " just pick a career and do it you can't serve tables your whole life " DO YOU EVEN LIKE YOUR CAREER YOU CHOSE #bye
Melina Lenzi
@Melina_Lenzi
Makes me mad to see all these rich people not tipping in this resort joe and I are handing out tips left and right
Melina Lenzi
@Melina_Lenzi
My little cousin is texting me during his Spanish test for answers. It's not cheating because it helps me learn & he's my favorite.
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Melina Lenzi
@Melina_Lenzi
I know a fake bitch when I see one & Hilary Clinton is no different
melina lenzi
@Melina_Lenzi
Going back to school next week after two years
melina lenzi
@Melina_Lenzi
Been on a no carb diet for 3 days and i already want ice team this is why I suck.
melina lenzi
@Melina_Lenzi
* goes on Instagram to see another young couple engaged * don't people know the divorce rate nowadays ? #50percent
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
