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Melissa Connell
@Melissa_Connell
Get you somebody that looks at you like @tessahey looks at trees pic.twitter.com/R976frdTOa
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Melissa Connell
@Melissa_Connell
βCould we get a booth?β Is about to drive me out of the restaurant industry, I am SIIIIIIICK
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Melissa Connell
@Melissa_Connell
Me: "do you have any fountain drinks that are not carbonated?"
McDonald's employee: "uh, we have root beer."??
McDonald's employee: "uh, we have root beer."??
Melissa Connell
@Melissa_Connell
Y'all ever had so much to do but don't know where to even start
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Melissa Connell
@Melissa_Connell
Look for The Collegian around campus today! pic.twitter.com/APLfUSLMkT
Melissa Connell
@Melissa_Connell
Students at SC: please help me find my keys also if you stole them I deadass don't care keep the money in the wallβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
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Melissa Connell
@Melissa_Connell
Someone buy our cute house in Park City weigand.com/property/14797β¦
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Melissa Connell
@Melissa_Connell
Me: "why do you need socks with capes on them?"
@theycall_medave : "so when i ride my scooter around they flow in the wind."
@theycall_medave : "so when i ride my scooter around they flow in the wind."
Melissa Connell
@Melissa_Connell
Word of advice: don't ask a freshman if he needs tea after they had to watch the sex tea consent video..
Melissa Connell
@Melissa_Connell
Happy late birthday @Melissa_Connell
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Melissa Connell
@Melissa_Connell
Ready to start this school year as an independent woman with my faith strong and my life centered on Christ pic.twitter.com/2INKqInPT1
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
