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[Blind Date]

Him: What do you do for a living?

Me: I work at "The Brothel"

Him: That's hot!

Me: We sell soup, asshole

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Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer

It’s important to surround yourself with people to whom you can say things like, “You know, I don’t think I pooped at all yesterday. ”

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What is this called again?

Is it a pearple or a purpear?

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I can’t tell if Monday’s aren’t as bad anymore or if every day is just bad now.

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fakhright @fakhright

astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*