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mia
@MiaMiaMiaKhan
babies wearing those thick ass goggle glasses w the rubber strap i dont even feel bad about that baby being blind itโs too cute
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mia
@MiaMiaMiaKhan
this emoji is for when u suspect someone loves the american flag too much
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mia
@MiaMiaMiaKhan
@cran_berry_juic omg ur right
mia
@MiaMiaMiaKhan
im a
male
female
idiot
whomst
always
sometimes
never
uses
this
meme
correctly
male
female
idiot
whomst
always
sometimes
never
uses
this
meme
correctly
mia
@MiaMiaMiaKhan
the key to success? asking the right questions.
whomst
what'd've
where'st'ing
when'st'd'ness
why'st'ative'ling'itis
whomst
what'd've
where'st'ing
when'st'd'ness
why'st'ative'ling'itis
mia
@MiaMiaMiaKhan
me, trembling: haha is this the coffee talkin or the anxiety, amirite
mia
@MiaMiaMiaKhan
shall i compare thee to a summer's day? HOT AS FUCK MAMI DAM
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mia
@MiaMiaMiaKhan
millions of muslim girls worldwide magically get their periods the day before ramadan starts, mashallah at how united this ummah is
mia
@MiaMiaMiaKhan
it just doesnt make sense they messed up the park FIVE () times! wheres the security?! these are DINOSAURS
my wife:*googling divorce*what
my wife:*googling divorce*what
mia
@MiaMiaMiaKhan
the best things about indian weddings now in the instagram mua era is that the brides are GORGEOUS than ever & all the grooms are butt ugly
mia
@MiaMiaMiaKhan
me: *smiling while looking at my phone*
them: aw who are u texting?
me: *watching the video of the crab holding a knife*
them: aw who are u texting?
me: *watching the video of the crab holding a knife*
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
