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Mike Roe
@MikeRoe
A robot vacuum makes a great pet! Instead of having to clean up after it, it cleans up after us. Not to mention how adorable it is.
Retweet of status by @semiprosaic
03 Sep 18
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Mike Roe
@MikeRoe
You’re all beautiful clay with the capacity to be heroes. Good luck on your hero’s journey.
22 Jun 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You’re all beautiful clay with the capacity to be heroes. Good luck on your hero’s journey. ❤️⚔️🛡
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Mike Roe
@MikeRoe
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BATMAN!! twitter.com/thisdayincomic…
Retweet of status by @MitchGerads
09 Jun 18
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Mike Roe
@MikeRoe
Facts twitter.com/sarahjeagen/st…
Retweet of status by @serathegamble
24 Mar 18
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Mike Roe
@MikeRoe
I don’t wear superhero costumes because I don’t want anyone to say “Hey, great Fat Spider-Man costume!” and me to be all
17 Dec 17
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Mike Roe
@MikeRoe
Mary freaking knew, that her baby boy would one day rule the nations
Mary freaking knew, that her baby boy was… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Mary freaking knew, that her baby boy was… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Retweet of status by @mwestramke
27 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 🎼 🎤 Mary freaking knew, that her baby boy would one day rule the nations
Mary freaking knew, that her baby boy was… https://t.co/SHmxzmb2Kz
Mike Roe
@MikeRoe
Having a great Thanksgiving teaching family the most important lesson of all: “I Swear” is by All-4-One, not Boyz II Men.
25 Nov 17
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Mike Roe
@MikeRoe
I’m running a 10K in the morning and I’ve never done more than a 5K walk, so both nervous and excited right now!
Retweet of status by @semiprosaic
11 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I’m running a 10K in the morning and I’ve never done more than a 5K walk, so both nervous and excited right now! 😬
Mike Roe
@MikeRoe
Check out my video on @funnyordie, The Real Star of #TheVoice! An emotional journey into the dark side of chairs! … twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
05 Nov 17
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Mike Roe
@MikeRoe
People dressing up like Janet/The Good Place characters on Halloween makes my heart explode (posted more on Insta… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Retweet of status by @DarcyCarden
31 Oct 17
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Mike Roe
@MikeRoe
Had Eggos & watched #StrangerThings2 for Halloween because my wife @semiprosaic is a genius.
01 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Had Eggos & watched #StrangerThings2 for Halloween because my wife @semiprosaic is a genius. 🥞
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊