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Baked Alaska
@Mike_DeGonzague
@NoraPaulinee Netflix doesn't have shit for stand ups it's terrible
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@Mike_DeGonzague
@conthedon93 but do the rich white kids wearing fake mustaches and sombreros drinking tequila know that
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Baked Alaska
@Mike_DeGonzague
Way to early to participate in life right now
Baked Alaska
@Mike_DeGonzague
It's sad that waking up at 9:30 is me sleeping in
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Baked Alaska
@Mike_DeGonzague
Jimmy johns is the shit
Baked Alaska
@Mike_DeGonzague
My car is stuck on/in ice. I really can't take anymore of this winter
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Baked Alaska
@Mike_DeGonzague
@babybhombs @waxwifee not yet, but if it's Wednesday and your salt tubeless it's time to attack
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@Mike_DeGonzague
@MirnesaAlemic ugh excuses excuses
Baked Alaska
@Mike_DeGonzague
Finally got that eon ticket
Baked Alaska
@Mike_DeGonzague
Life goals. RT "@_VintageRose: Money goals pic.twitter.com/XN4C0tnt47"
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Baked Alaska
@Mike_DeGonzague
go green guys
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
