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Rock Lobster
@MissWittank
How is Matt still in there? I have flushed more interesting and charismatic things down the toilet. #RiseAndFall
30 Mar 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote How is Matt still in there? I have flushed more interesting and charismatic things down the toilet. π€ #RiseAndFall
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Rock Lobster
@MissWittank
How to fold a fitted sheet!
pic.twitter.com/AKVkYAOR2J
pic.twitter.com/AKVkYAOR2J
Retweet of status by @AlaskaPrimrose
03 Mar 22
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https://t.co/AKVkYAOR2J
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Rock Lobster
@MissWittank
@D00MZJAY I was looking at plastic containers to store my washi tape yesterday.
14 Jan 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @D00MZJAY I was looking at plastic containers to store my washi tape yesterday. π
Rock Lobster
@MissWittank
I hope I'm A Celeb is allowed to go ahead. I was looking forward to them being miserable af in a rainy castle.
01 Nov 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I hope I'm A Celeb is allowed to go ahead. I was looking forward to them being miserable af in a rainy castle. ππ
Rock Lobster
@MissWittank
@Rozrunsabit I need to get a helmet but you aren't allowed to try them on because your hair might give the Rona to someone else's hair.
20 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @Rozrunsabit I need to get a helmet but you aren't allowed to try them on because your hair might give the Rona to someone else's hair. π
Rock Lobster
@MissWittank
Where's Wellington now? This little rockhopper took a tour of Shedd's Wild Reef...and he's not alone! A few of thβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @shedd_aquarium
21 Mar 20
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Rock Lobster
@MissWittank
@tjd19 He's gone outside now to breathe his onion breath on other cats.
11 Mar 20
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Rock Lobster
@MissWittank
27 Feb 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @Tandy__G @J4yZA Digging into your annals? Sounds painful. π³
Rock Lobster
@MissWittank
My mum agrees. #KirkWasRobbed #ImACeleb pic.twitter.com/4CiMbdBHkW
08 Dec 19
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Rock Lobster
@MissWittank
I need a new charging cable for my 2014 iPad but I also need to not punch hysterical protesting Corbynistas in the face. What to do.
31 Aug 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I need a new charging cable for my 2014 iPad but I also need to not punch hysterical protesting Corbynistas in the face. What to do. π
Rock Lobster
@MissWittank
What's your cat's pirate name?
#TalkLikeAPirateDay pic.twitter.com/2UqfwqrYxE
#TalkLikeAPirateDay pic.twitter.com/2UqfwqrYxE
Retweet of status by @CatsNorthLondon
19 Sep 18
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#TalkLikeAPirateDay β β https://t.co/2UqfwqrYxE
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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