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Molotov Cocktail
@MollyCocktail
Truest statement Iβve heard all week:
Genetics loads the gun, environment pulls the trigger.
Genetics loads the gun, environment pulls the trigger.
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Molotov Cocktail
@MollyCocktail
Itβs 50 Β° out.
Itβs pitch black at 7:15pm.
I can see my breath in the air.
*dusts off broomstick*
Itβs time...
Itβs pitch black at 7:15pm.
I can see my breath in the air.
*dusts off broomstick*
Itβs time...
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Molotov Cocktail
@MollyCocktail
Shut up!
The Twilight Zone is on
The Twilight Zone is on
Molotov Cocktail
@MollyCocktail
I canβt even do a cartwheel. pic.twitter.com/fZEsySn4tR
Retweet of status by @Theslimevids
Molotov Cocktail
@MollyCocktail
Three people said they were proud of me today
Retweet of status by @UnimpressedWU
Molotov Cocktail
@MollyCocktail
Drop your best Yo Mama jokes
Retweet of status by @coffeeandvinyl1
Molotov Cocktail
@MollyCocktail
Happy Motherβs Day to all the awesome hard working moms out there
Retweet of status by @Mitten_Paws
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Molotov Cocktail
@MollyCocktail
Walk softly but carry a big stick. pic.twitter.com/I2sm87RHDJ
Retweet of status by @Kokomothegreat
Molotov Cocktail
@MollyCocktail
Elephants are the most majestic beings walking the face of the Earth. pic.twitter.com/Gdl2XqtrVE
Retweet of status by @AMAZlNGNATURE
Molotov Cocktail
@MollyCocktail
Quokkas like to eat, sleep, snack and repeat pic.twitter.com/7NV4SYyobq
Retweet of status by @AMAZlNGNATURE
Molotov Cocktail
@MollyCocktail
If ever there was a day to declare shenanigans, that day is today.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
