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MommysOnValium
Pretty doesn't last, but psychosis is forever.
05 Aug 21 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pretty doesn't last, but psychosis is forever. πŸ–€

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MommysOnValium
Ok now where were we
[seductively searches for car in Walmart parking lot]
Retweet of status by @LizGB
28 Jul 21 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Ok now where were we 😏 [seductively searches for car in Walmart parking lot]
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06 Jul 21 copy & paste +upvote -downvote "Seat belts, everyone!!"πŸ’€ https://t.co/OdKbNsZbXt
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MommysOnValium
Some people share everything on Twitter but some of us don’t. That said..remember no one has a pain free life.
Retweet of status by @wings4wrd
25 Apr 21 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Some people share everything on Twitter but some of us don’t. That said..remember no one has a pain free life. ❀️
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MommysOnValium
Mommy's on Valium @MommysOnValium
Don't say I never gave you anything.
22 Jan 21 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Don't say I never gave you anything. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ https://t.co/IMRx6tX1Eb
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MommysOnValium
Mommy's On Valium @MommysOnValium
There is a chemical fire in the Westlake/Moss Bluff/Sulphur area. Residents are advised to shelter in place until… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @LouisianaGov
27 Aug 20 copy & paste +upvote -downvote 🚨There is a chemical fire in the Westlake/Moss Bluff/Sulphur area. Residents are advised to shelter in place until… https://t.co/34Y2Di13Uf
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MommysOnValium
Mommy's On Valium @MommysOnValium
Just bought chips, cookies, and cereal. I think I’m prepared to get wiped off the face of the earth now #HurricaneMarco #HurricaneLaura
Retweet of status by @Shelbsss_03
23 Aug 20 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Just bought chips, cookies, and cereal. I think I’m prepared to get wiped off the face of the earth now πŸ€™πŸΌ #HurricaneMarco #HurricaneLaura
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MommysOnValium
Mommy's On Valium @MommysOnValium
Just caught feral baby half in the hedge munching on blackberries
Retweet of status by @MummaJude00
17 Sep 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Just caught feral baby half in the hedge munching on blackberries 🀣
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MommysOnValium
Mommy's On Valium @MommysOnValium
Baby I'll shampoo, condition and comb the tangles out of your hair then rough towel your titties
Retweet of status by @3mta37
03 Aug 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Baby I'll shampoo, condition and comb the tangles out of your hair then rough towel your titties ❀️
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MommysOnValium
Mommy's On Valium @MommysOnValium
My friends are funnier than yours.
11 Jul 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote My friends are funnier than yours. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/TvFtbOd7hU
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MommysOnValium
Mommy's On Valium @MommysOnValium
I can't slay all of my demons at once. I'll try to be a little more gentle with me.
Retweet of status by @queenrudenation
29 May 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote I can't slay all of my demons at once. I'll try to be a little more gentle with me. πŸ’–

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fakhright
fakhright @fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13 copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™Š
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