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Fabian
@Mordecai5280
#IfIOpenedABar it would be called, "Suzy's Cocktail Lounge."
Liquor in the front...Poker in the rear
Liquor in the front...Poker in the rear
Retweet of status by @Suzy_LizzyM
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Fabian
@Mordecai5280
Donuts donβt give you E.Coli.
So whatβs the real health food here?
So whatβs the real health food here?
Retweet of status by @6CentsRose
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Fabian
@Mordecai5280
My husbands girlfriend didn't like me #StrangeReasonsToDivorce
Retweet of status by @justsumgirly
Fabian
@Mordecai5280
#NowThatFootballIsOver We can deflate all the balls
Fabian
@Mordecai5280
#SorryIWasDistractedBy
An ice cream truck. Then a taco truck....
You can see where this is going.
An ice cream truck. Then a taco truck....
You can see where this is going.
Retweet of status by @MrsSaint2You
Fabian Sanchez
@Mordecai5280
2 years after our breakup my ex finally gave me the boot from his Netflix account.
I completely understand but.
I. Am. Shooooook.
I completely understand but.
I. Am. Shooooook.
Retweet of status by @tlcprincess
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
