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Paul's Jokes
@MoreTwitty
Is it bad that I saw these on Instagram and immediately thought of @PDSexton ?
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Paul's Jokes
@MoreTwitty
My neighbours wife doesn't pay her bills,she burns them.
Her name is Bernadette.
Her name is Bernadette.
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Meanwhile, in Liverpoolβ¦β¦β¦. pic.twitter.com/gXTsIDAJa8
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Paul's Jokes
@MoreTwitty
Sometimes I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
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The top reasons the house is not clean?
1. The kids are alive.
1. The kids are alive.
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@MoreTwitty
Who's that camouflaged girl in the corner eating plants? I've never seen herbivore.
#LateLunchPun #Plants
#LateLunchPun #Plants
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Good morning, Twitter pic.twitter.com/OAVGgYUAmh
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Three words real men hate to hear...
βHold my purseβ
βHold my purseβ
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@GMLmusic No, problem -- I'm just jealous since you've got over a quarter of a century on me!
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#christmasjokes
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I'll never part with it!
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I'll never part with it!
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fakhright
@fakhright
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