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ChubbyBlondeSandwich
@MorganHopes
Can we also talk about how the standard design of underwear doesnβt cater for lining where itβs needed twitter.com/vagina_museum/β¦
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ChubbyBlondeSandwich
@MorganHopes
stop gluing my hands together
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ChubbyBlondeSandwich
@MorganHopes
On the plus side, if anyone has a spell that requires the wearing of clothes washed in rain under a waxing gibbous moon, I'm ya gal
ChubbyBlondeSandwich
@MorganHopes
Watching @kimi_collins' snaps of baby seals over and over and over
ChubbyBlondeSandwich
@MorganHopes
When you get halfway through your workout then need to stop because you think you're gonna throw up
ChubbyBlondeSandwich
@MorganHopes
@KayTrot haha This was just the effect of sitting down!!!
ChubbyBlondeSandwich
@MorganHopes
Friday, Friday, Gotta Code Brown on Friday i.stuff.co.nz/southland-timeβ¦
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ChubbyBlondeSandwich
@MorganHopes
My phone autocorrected 'blowjob' to 'goodnight'. My phone is at euphemism.
ChubbyBlondeSandwich
@MorganHopes
Just looked down and was like "omg looks how many boob freckles I've developed" then realised I recently ate a peanut slab
ChubbyBlondeSandwich
@MorganHopes
@_kellydare gosh Kelly your skin here looks incredible
ChubbyBlondeSandwich
@MorganHopes
I desperately want to own this to wear as A Top with a high waisted skirt (it also comes in mint ) countryroad.com.au/shop/woman/actβ¦
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
