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Shi Bobo
@MorganKalima
Bro The Queen witnessed everything except Man City lifting the Champions League Trophy
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Shi Bobo
@MorganKalima
The day men will know their Worth n stop dating broke ladies ala 98% of you Ladies will cry in all tribes pantu tachakawame
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Shi Bobo
@MorganKalima
Theyโre becoming self-aware #Fast9 pic.twitter.com/e3hTdQlMSg
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Shi Bobo
@MorganKalima
Hmm 10-3 sure. The difference has left me week pic.twitter.com/6D5owp8qCH
Shi Bobo
@MorganKalima
@Slim_Thanos
Am studying dodixiology but kulobe pochaila ma practicals...
As the dean of dodix kindly advise
Am studying dodixiology but kulobe pochaila ma practicals...
As the dean of dodix kindly advise
Shi Bobo
@MorganKalima
I always look forward to working on my side hustle after work. Meet me at Twinpalm mall everyday from 16-18hrโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
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Shi Bobo
@MorganKalima
What is an emergency contraception pill. The squad wey dey have sex nu watch this tag then. pic.twitter.com/UCOiy2zmPN
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I am Mr Kalima and I
@MorganKalima
When I say Girls are very beautiful I mean those that hustle for themselves.., not the tax collectors
Chimbwi with a plan elo I
@MorganKalima
Okay if you think you are beautiful, upweni tumone
Chimbwi with a plan elo I
@MorganKalima
Dating a woman who cannot help you financially when you are broke is a totally waste of time
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Chimbwi with a plan elo I
@MorganKalima
Some Ex's are Straight from Hell.
Just when am about to Heal, Chaisa ati "Hey Babe"
Mwati Tukachita Move on ifwe
Just when am about to Heal, Chaisa ati "Hey Babe"
Mwati Tukachita Move on ifwe
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
