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Melyssa Milan
@MsAlottaBootie
On the phone with @MsDamn and online shopping for Vibrators FML
18 May 19
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Melyssa Milan
@MsAlottaBootie
I seen 777 like 7 times today back to back
27 Mar 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I seen 777 like 7 times today back to back ππΎ
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Melyssa Milan
@MsAlottaBootie
Sex means something to me.. too many of yβall just out here fucking with no connection
21 Feb 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Sex means something to me.. too many of yβall just out here fucking π€’ with no connection
Melyssa Milan
@MsAlottaBootie
A man would be at his own wedding and tell you itβs a white party
19 Feb 19
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Melyssa Milan
@MsAlottaBootie
I gained 5lbs
13 Feb 19
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Melyssa Milan
@MsAlottaBootie
Why do guys say βIβm surprised nobody trapped you & got you pregnant?β That shit not cute How about you trap me with marriage?
22 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Why do guys say βIβm surprised nobody trapped you & got you pregnant?β That shit not cute π€¬ How about you trap me with marriage? π
Melyssa Milan
@MsAlottaBootie
Only men say my Ass not real Is you straight or you gay? My ass real but if it wasnβt... you still wish you could fuck but you canβt
13 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Only men say my Ass not real π€ Is you straight or you gay? My ass real but if it wasnβt... you still wish you could fuck but you canβt ππππ
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Melyssa Milan
@MsAlottaBootie
Early 2000s vs Now... Ainβt Nothing change. Iβm like Fine Wine, I Get Better with Age #AgingChallengeβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
13 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Early 2000s vs Now... Ainβt Nothing change. Iβm like Fine Wine, I Get Better with Age π #AgingChallengeβ¦ https://t.co/8bNHPu5Br1
Melyssa Milan
@MsAlottaBootie
Iβm not hungry but I wanna eat all the leftovers in the fridge because I know itβs in there FML
23 Nov 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Iβm not hungry but I wanna eat all the leftovers in the fridge because I know itβs in there π© FML
Melyssa Milan
@MsAlottaBootie
I need sleep there gotta be a cure for insomnia besides meds
11 Nov 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I need sleep π there gotta be a cure for insomnia besides meds
Melyssa Milan
@MsAlottaBootie
Fellas if a female ignores you, why do you keep hitting her up? Then she blocks you and you go harder? At what poβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
06 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Fellas if a female ignores you, why do you keep hitting her up? π€ Then she blocks you and you go harder? At what poβ¦ https://t.co/a3gjClBy2v
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ