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@MsChocoTe
My husband: the police don’t know what to do because they are staring at their own family members.
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@MsChocoTe
Garage dude: the new garages don’t for come with locks..
Then proceeds to tell me about a sliding lock...
Then proceeds to tell me about a sliding lock...
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@MsChocoTe
if women who have everything still want to fuck other men imagine what yalls wives and girlfriends are doing twitter.com/ToneSantos314/…
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@MsChocoTe
My soulmate needs to come get me. This ain’t it chief pic.twitter.com/HPOOprZEmh
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@MsChocoTe
@p4vvluh Is he supposed to cut it off like that? He didn't even keep the nipples pic.twitter.com/rSDfgtw80G
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@MsChocoTe
I feel so uncomfortable coughing in public now
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@MsChocoTe
While Nicki is arguing on meek mill on twitter ken is sneaking in her purse
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@MsChocoTe
“Whatever you want”
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@MsChocoTe
Ladies: Giving unemployed men sex further handicaps them.
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@MsChocoTe
Takes medicine then take something else to fight off the side effects..
Mo
@MsChocoTe
If ever I was married now and my husband had a mistress. I’d smack her. I’m going to smack her! I promise you!
Don’t even @ me.
Don’t even @ me.
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
