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Mr. Mujuzi
@MujuziEmmaK
When people are dancing in a circle and the club is lit,then the Dj plays your song..
A piece of advice my friend: DON'T ENTER THAT CIRCLE
A piece of advice my friend: DON'T ENTER THAT CIRCLE
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Mr. Mujuzi
@MujuziEmmaK
*Meets crush*
Me: Thank you
Crush:why Thank me?
Me: twitter.com/cloniragire/stβ¦
Me: Thank you
Crush:why Thank me?
Me: twitter.com/cloniragire/stβ¦
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Mr. Mujuzi
@MujuziEmmaK
Why are people so complicated, how do u invite an African to a party and the theme is 'Alice in Wonderland' we read Chinua Achebe books!
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Mr. Mujuzi
@MujuziEmmaK
Mr. Mujuzi
@MujuziEmmaK
Seen a keko tweet about "swallow & wait for 2021"
She failed to swallow
go rap & leave politics to intellectuals
She failed to swallow
go rap & leave politics to intellectuals
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Mujuzi
@MujuziEmmaK
It sucks when you decide to text someone first then get no reply and your pride is like "I told you not to do it bro"
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Mujuzi
@MujuziEmmaK
Am not sure people would be this Touchy if the police did that to a Man.
People need to chill sometimes
People need to chill sometimes
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Mujuzi
@MujuziEmmaK
Also,twitter should introduce a 'seen' atleast for DMs so we know when people are ignoring our bu texts & lowkey scrolling through the TL
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
