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FRUIT TO YOUR LOOPSπ
@Nemeluakamelu
Lagos replaced Keke with emoji
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FRUIT TO YOUR LOOPSπ
@Nemeluakamelu
It was always men before women, example: Adam and Eve, Mr and Mrs, Him and Her not until witches and wizards
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FRUIT TO YOUR LOOPSπ
@Nemeluakamelu
"Don't be in competition with anyone" Chase the dream not the competition
FRUIT TO YOUR LOOPSπ
@Nemeluakamelu
In 2020 men will be asking for SΒ£X in a technological way. Like "baby please delete your clothes, I want to login "
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FRUIT TO YOUR LOOPSπ
@Nemeluakamelu
Burna day! Gang outside!
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FRUIT TO YOUR LOOPSπ
@Nemeluakamelu
So because the doctor said you should change your drinking habit, youβre now drinking beer with spoon ? Lmao continue
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FRUIT TO YOUR LOOPS π
@Nemeluakamelu
Wife wakes up in the middle of the night and started applying make up right there on the bed
The husband staβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
The husband staβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Nemelu Akamelu π
@Nemeluakamelu
They never want to discuss what triggered you.
Just how you reacted
Just how you reacted
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Nemelu Akamelu π
@Nemeluakamelu
The pain of opening βI need a favourβ message by mistake
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Nemelu Akamelu π
@Nemeluakamelu
Something to light up your day... God is shining his love on us today Nigeria! #SayNoToXenophobia pic.twitter.com/p1Zx07vj7e
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Nemelu Akamelu π€°
@Nemeluakamelu
Eminem really brought nuclear missiles to a machine gun fight #KILLSHOT
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
