1.
Netta
@NettaKen
Right? Helluva night. RT @_106and_Parker: RT @NettaKen: Woke up this morning in search of my car...
2.
NettaKen
@NettaKen
My car window is on that "I don't wanna go back up" shit again.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
NettaKen
@NettaKen
Get my keys today
NettaKen
@NettaKen
I need to get another link taken out of my watch...progress.
NettaKen
@NettaKen
My Dad put this ghetto black ice air freshener in my car. got my car smelling like cologne
NettaKen
@NettaKen
Omg I hate you!!! RT @KING_BABYJAMES: @NettaKen lmao! <---- got your own emoji! Lol
NettaKen
@NettaKen
Got to work with 28 emails, none of my favorite coffee creamer, and a broken copier.
8.
9.
10.
11.
NettaKen
@NettaKen
If I'm not congested my nose is runny, if I'm not hot, I'm cold. If my throat isn't hurting I can't stop coughing.
NettaKen
@NettaKen
So no one else thinks that the smiley face on the shit emoji is weird? Why is your shit smiling? Why is there a shit emoji anyway?
NettaKen
@NettaKen
I told this trick I needed all of her receipts two weeks ago, I'm just getting them this morning AFTER she asked me which ones I needed.
NettaKen
@NettaKen
Free Movies on Demand isn't working. damn.
...but wait! There's more!
1.
fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
