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NewDadNotes
@NewDadNotes
he was bringing their helmet back. pic.twitter.com/LMTXrEWybU
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@gmasonFL The only thing swell is my ankles rotfinpain
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@GodAnimalBooks Dude these jokes are kind of my thing
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@Bluehexx1 a mummy is just a British mommy.
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husband: *mopping up pools of blood from the kitchen floor*
me: *walks in* OH MY GOD
husband: babe, I can explain-
me: youβre cleaning
me: *walks in* OH MY GOD
husband: babe, I can explain-
me: youβre cleaning
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Book Sneak Peek: itβs almost done pic.twitter.com/hNktQT4tGn
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@scotttmiller @bailz_ Cause she wanted to go sing the song in the privacy of the other room?
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Me: [touches wifeβs arm] ZAP
Wife: Ow! You shocked me!!!
Me: I am so sorry.
Wife: itβs ok, itβs not like yoβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Wife: Ow! You shocked me!!!
Me: I am so sorry.
Wife: itβs ok, itβs not like yoβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
