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Nicole Arbour
@NicoleArbour
Hey @POTUS I know you had your heart set in Greenland but putting an offer in on the Bahamas right now might be a clutch move.
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Nicole Arbour
@NicoleArbour
I firmly believe we should be telling more people to go fuck themselves.
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Nicole Arbour
@NicoleArbour
Anybody who gets injured or worse going to pointless protests deserves it.
(Cue circle of life)
(Cue circle of life)
Nicole Arbour
@NicoleArbour
Just a reminder that when you flip out over everything, your flip outs donβt mean anything.
Nicole Arbour
@NicoleArbour
Sorry if you donβt get my jokes... I make them for smart people.
Nicole Arbour
@NicoleArbour
There is no such thing as equal pay in sports. Period. You pay people whatever you want no matter the sex, race, or qualifications.
Nicole Arbour
@NicoleArbour
If police officers in a coffee shop make you feel unsafe... youβre probably a criminal.
#starbucks
#starbucks
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Nicole Arbour
@NicoleArbour
Calm your tits is my favourite thing to say to an angry person.
Nicole Arbour
@NicoleArbour
Hayyyyy beaches pic.twitter.com/dxjy4fZA8n
Nicole Arbour
@NicoleArbour
If someone tells you youβre too good for them... believe them.
Nicole Arbour
@NicoleArbour
I firmly believe all women should have a super slutty phase...
...that they NEVER post on social media.
...that they NEVER post on social media.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
