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SheepWreck Yaron
@NrouteHQ
My husband and I use the Magic Blue Ball to decide if we’re going to have sex each night.
Tonight’s reading: “All signs point to yes!”
Tonight’s reading: “All signs point to yes!”
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SheepWreck Yaron
@NrouteHQ
@FFmaxhyde Thanks! It’s the mother of all tweet calls and nobody’s on it!!
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SheepWreck Yaron
@NrouteHQ
Welcome to your 50’s!
Some of us will now need to take a handful of Advil on some mornings.
Some of us will now need to take a handful of Advil on some mornings.
Retweet of status by @ChiChiGreenblat
SheepWreck Yaron
@NrouteHQ
Blue & Buff's Bodacious but Bad Tweet Reads! @MantisBlue & I are at it again!
Featuring guest readers:
… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Featuring guest readers:
… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @MissSassy_Pants
SheepWreck Yaron
@NrouteHQ
SheepWreck Yaron
@NrouteHQ
It’s 100 degrees today. And yes, my tires need air. pic.twitter.com/RS9hDe2tcL
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SheepWreck Yaron
@NrouteHQ
Feeling cute, might go lay down on a funeral pyre later
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Yaron Melman
@NrouteHQ
I love that my daughter calls me from college when she’s sick asking me what she should do even though she already knows the answer.
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Yaron Melman
@NrouteHQ
Hellooooo
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Yaron Melman
@NrouteHQ
I told my husband to stop squeezing my fat and he said “that’s not fat, that’s woman.”
Swoon
Swoon
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Yaron Melman
@NrouteHQ
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
