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Murdoc
@OlajideTunde
When ur crush asks u for a picture of yourself but u have to show him where to aim .... pic.twitter.com/T8XbSHG91Y
06 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When ur crush asks u for a picture of yourself but u have to show him where to aim ππππππ.... https://t.co/T8XbSHG91Y
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Murdoc
@OlajideTunde
Retained! Huge congrats to @FCBarcelona on the win. pic.twitter.com/Qv5EHd2QKN
Retweet of status by @officialpes
28 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Retained! Huge congrats to @FCBarcelona on the win. ππ https://t.co/Qv5EHd2QKN
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23 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Joined a man for morning prayer in his office cos I got there early. After praying, he said "so you still don't want to sleep with me? π
Murdoc
@OlajideTunde
Guys, don't lie. Ever opened a girl's profile (twitter, Instagram etc), saw her lifestyle and just be like "Nah make I just dey my lane"?
Retweet of status by @iamHighDee
16 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Guys, don't lie. Ever opened a girl's profile (twitter, Instagram etc), saw her lifestyle and just be like "Nah make I just dey my lane"? ππ
Murdoc
@OlajideTunde
8K monitor
1080p R3D display
8K raw video
12mp smartphone shot
80 million pixels in this tweet
Video coming soon pic.twitter.com/43fOZbeMYu
1080p R3D display
8K raw video
12mp smartphone shot
80 million pixels in this tweet
Video coming soon pic.twitter.com/43fOZbeMYu
15 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 8K monitor
1080p R3D display
8K raw video
12mp smartphone shot
80 million pixels in this tweet
Video coming soon π https://t.co/43fOZbeMYu
Murdoc
@OlajideTunde
Ronaldo does practically nothing throughout the game then pops up like a Yahoo Messenger icon to score a tap in. Legend.
Retweet of status by @Raymonddad
11 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Ronaldo does practically nothing throughout the game then pops up like a Yahoo Messenger icon to score a tap in. Legend. βΊ
Murdoc
@OlajideTunde
Pulled into my destination early, but sat in the car an extra 3 minutes to listen to the rest of the song pic.twitter.com/3sDSJwTeYg
09 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pulled into my destination early, but sat in the car an extra 3 minutes to listen to the rest of the song π https://t.co/3sDSJwTeYg
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09 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 2013 Facebook: We value your privacy. Totally.
2017 Facebook: Shows sidebar ads for a product I LITERALLY just bought.
2024 Facebook: πππ
Murdoc
@OlajideTunde
They aren't funny.
jk. They had me Rowling on the floor. twitter.com/handelacreme/sβ¦
jk. They had me Rowling on the floor. twitter.com/handelacreme/sβ¦
Retweet of status by @SoniqueML
07 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote They aren't funny.
π jk. They had me Rowling on the floor. https://t.co/piI6flAKGT
Murdoc
@OlajideTunde
The way banky kept on saying dear susu I'm Bolanle and can answer bubu. Please RT till the LOML sees this
Retweet of status by @Bolanle_AA
03 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The way banky kept on saying dear susu ππ I'm Bolanle and can answer bubu. Please RT till the LOML sees this
Murdoc
@OlajideTunde
I fell in love with a farmer, now I'm his hoe . twitter.com/asemota/statusβ¦
Retweet of status by @toyosilagos
05 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I fell in love with a farmer, now I'm his hoe π. https://t.co/u8hrWUErSU
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ