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Omwami
@Omuami
Life is not a Nigerian movie...your ex will succeed in life and marry their type
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Omwami
@Omuami
Allow me to nerd out for a bit.
Here are the public transport routes in Nairobi in ascending order of number. Mosβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Here are the public transport routes in Nairobi in ascending order of number. Mosβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Omwami
@Omuami
Matatus don't let us. Unaeza rudishwa OTC twitter.com/AlexVonce/statβ¦
Omwami
@Omuami
Before dating a girl from Nyeri, ask yourself this question "Why are there 3 mental institutions in such a small town?"
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Omwami
@Omuami
How is this not a movie pic.twitter.com/gmF8oT6ZHA
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Omwami
@Omuami
it cuts deep whenever I hear stories of #farmers that have had it rough. May your next venture be a blessingβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Omwami
@Omuami
Edgar Obare could have been bailed out by fans but all his fans are women and that gender doesn't send money, they only receive.
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Omwami
@Omuami
My mum is really my girl. No matter how much i say she gets on my nerves,she's the realest person on my team...β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Omwami
@Omuami
Depression is not that thing you feel when your loved one dumped you twitter.com/Shawency_/statβ¦
Omwami
@Omuami
Broke tweeps calling broke tweeps broke.. #KOT is a circus
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Omwami
@Omuami
The farmers most of whom are from Rift Valley. Look at the people who were stealing from you
1. PS Lesiyampe
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1. PS Lesiyampe
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
