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Paul McCallion
@OrangePaulp
βSooo I wrote a thing!! β
-me at 1am pressing send on a deeply psychotic paragraph-long text
-me at 1am pressing send on a deeply psychotic paragraph-long text
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Paul McCallion
@OrangePaulp
I have Big Wartime Colonial Woman Energy! Thanks for having me @ComedyAtTheKnit! pic.twitter.com/VNH2qpKSKr
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Paul McCallion
@OrangePaulp
British tops be like βyeah mate you fancy this willy? β
Paul McCallion
@OrangePaulp
Well, arenβt you a tall drink of bottom
Paul McCallion
@OrangePaulp
see this is how u age when youβre unproblematic and mind your business twitter.com/IFLScience/staβ¦
Paul McCallion
@OrangePaulp
The other faces at the table when he says "Thank you for gracing us with your straight presence." β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Paul McCallion
@OrangePaulp
βIm a member of the queer community... I assume you have a Pride Month discount?β
-me to the hostess of the Dedham, MA Legal Sea Foods
-me to the hostess of the Dedham, MA Legal Sea Foods
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Paul McCallion
@OrangePaulp
Literally NOTHING more pathetic than when I have a crush on a guy and he likes me back!!! Like omfg ur desperateβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Paul McCallion
@OrangePaulp
the decongestant that threw the first brick pic.twitter.com/fa3wwDe9ob
Paul McCallion
@OrangePaulp
@jlazebnik @lyft Shantay you stay
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
