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Patty Tornes
@Paatttssyy
Marlene: *handing me her favorite thing ever* Here you need it more than I do #ily
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Patty Tornes
@Paatttssyy
Why is there so much food. I can't stop eating
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Patty Tornes
@Paatttssyy
β@WetBucketss: After driving for a while, you hate how other people driveβ omg yes
Patty Tornes
@Paatttssyy
"You're an asshole pedestrian" Haha the light was green
Patty Tornes
@Paatttssyy
My poor mom took my car to work today and now it won't turn on.
Patty Tornes
@Paatttssyy
Walked into target for paper, walked out with yoga pants, two candles, & chocolate. I should have known better
Patty Tornes
@Paatttssyy
Dad, it's midnight & I'm outside waiting for you to get out so I can take your drunk but home, the least you can do is be out when I call
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
