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Pardes Seleh
@PardesSeleh
No no nooo. Iβm not dating Candace Owens and I donβt have a crush on David Hoggs. Who comes up with this fantasy stuff.?!
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Pardes Seleh
@PardesSeleh
How do u get out of a year of jury dutyitβs like being sentenced to a year of jail except u still have to pay rent
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Pardes Seleh
@PardesSeleh
Why u trolling me when there are so many fresh-blooded telemarketers out there
Pardes Seleh
@PardesSeleh
every night I tell myself Iβm gonna go to bed early yet here I am
Retweet of status by @sydneysakalosky
Pardes Seleh
@PardesSeleh
@Bmac0507 That is so creepy
Pardes Seleh
@PardesSeleh
A very wise person once told me "if you want to stop being treated like a child, you should stop acting like one"
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
