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PaterVoss
Barbarian:

Ranger: why the long face?

Barbarian: I got Wizard for secret santa and I don't know what to get.

R… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @PaterVoss
09 Dec 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Barbarian: 😣 Ranger: why the long face? Barbarian: I got Wizard for secret santa and I don't know what to get. R… https://t.co/sezYJMU8f5

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PaterVoss
Warlock: *begins casting spell*

Patron: Eldritch Blast???

Warlock: what? No.

Patron: ahhh...so. Eldritch Blast… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @PaterVoss
06 Dec 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Warlock: *begins casting spell* Patron: Eldritch Blast??? 😀 Warlock: what? No. Patron: ahhh...so. Eldritch Blast… https://t.co/9B4AkwGdeK
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PaterVoss
PaterVoss_PunBard @PaterVoss
Simulacrum: they're basically just Snow Clones.

#DnD #PunBard
Retweet of status by @PaterVoss
19 Nov 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Simulacrum: they're basically just 😎 Snow Clones. #DnD #PunBard
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PaterVoss
PaterVoss_PunBard @PaterVoss
What does every Dungeon Chef need to spice up a session?

a Cilantroll.

#DnD #PunBard
28 Oct 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote What does every Dungeon Chef need to spice up a session? 😎 a Cilantroll. #DnD #PunBard
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PaterVoss
PaterVoss_PunBard @PaterVoss
@Vaxxish Awh heck thanks! I try!
18 Oct 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote @Vaxxish Awh heck ☺️ thanks! I try!
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PaterVoss
PaterVoss_PunBard @PaterVoss
What do you get when an Aarakocra bard takes enough levels in Fighter to get combat maneuvers?

A Bard of Parry Dice

#DnD #PunBard
Retweet of status by @PaterVoss
03 Sep 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote What do you get when an Aarakocra bard takes enough levels in Fighter to get combat maneuvers? A Bard of Parry Dice 👉😎👉 #DnD #PunBard
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PaterVoss
PaterVoss_PunBard @PaterVoss
Bard: well I'll be...you did it-

Druid: thanks, helping a Treant ascend is no easy feat.

Bard: - you made a Div… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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29 Aug 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Bard: well I'll be...you did it- Druid: thanks, helping a Treant ascend is no easy feat. Bard: - you made a 😎 Div… https://t.co/vEJK6DCtt7
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PaterVoss
PaterVoss_PunBard @PaterVoss
Druid:

Ranger: what happened!!!???

Druid: I got robbed!

Ranger: what about your talisman of security!?

Druid:… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
08 Jul 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Druid: 😭 Ranger: what happened!!!??? Druid: I got robbed! Ranger: what about your talisman of security!? Druid:… https://t.co/goT5EtIExp
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PaterVoss
PaterVoss_PunBard @PaterVoss
@NorCalMythos XD That is true!

Sometimes i try to diversify my content
21 Jun 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote @NorCalMythos XD That is true! Sometimes i try to diversify my content 🤣
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PaterVoss
PaterVoss_PunBard @PaterVoss
Some might say @StrahdVonZ is a creature of the night. Me? I say he's Neckturnal.

#DnD #PunBard
Retweet of status by @PaterVoss
07 Jun 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Some might say @StrahdVonZ is a creature of the night. Me? I say he's 😎 Neckturnal. #DnD #PunBard
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PaterVoss
PaterVoss_PunBard @PaterVoss
Oh. I just passed 6000 followers. Guess I'll take this opportunity to let y'all know that I'm a contract writer for WotC now.

Retweet of status by @DungeonCommandr
03 Apr 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Oh. I just passed 6000 followers. Guess I'll take this opportunity to let y'all know that I'm a contract writer for WotC now. ✌🏾

...but wait! There's more!

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fakhright
fakhright @fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13 copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊
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