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Patrick Owen
@PatrickOwen5
Tell me why my dad talks to the roomba like a pet dog and tells it βgood boyβ most of the time he sees it.
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Patrick Owen
@PatrickOwen5
@PatrickOwen5 just called me Marcus... MARCUS
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Patrick Owen
@PatrickOwen5
I hate wearing a watch to class because just when I think itβs been 30 minutes I look at my watch and itβs been a crisp 14 seconds.
Patrick Owen
@PatrickOwen5
@RaeaLauren I swear
Patrick Owen
@PatrickOwen5
don't you just hate when your can catches a flat tire and makes you late pic.twitter.com/Oo1RzimOHg
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Patrick Owen
@PatrickOwen5
Starting the new semester off tomorrow right with Calculus at 8:00 and a three and a half hour engineering class.
Patrick Owen
@PatrickOwen5
Never really appreciated retail workers on Black Friday until I became one. Please respect us. We're just as tired as all of you
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Patrick Owen
@PatrickOwen5
@PatrickOwen5 and @calebmonroe17 just left yesterday and I already can't wait to have them back in Lex in a few weeks
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Patrick Owen
@PatrickOwen5
If you text and drive to the point that you're all over the road and when you drift in the other lane play it off as a lane change, leave.
Patrick Owen
@PatrickOwen5
Already missing you guys up at lex @ConnorMcKee9 @jakepuckett_1 @GDPuckett91
Patrick Owen
@PatrickOwen5
Too many people have stories from almost dying in my old bronco nobody can recall a time they stepped out of it not thankful to be alive.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
